LordXanthus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Console Fallacies]

That was pretty funny!

You need to rename it, as "console wars" is taken. Even so, it was pretty funny to see college girls arguing over which video game system was better. The animation was a bit basic, but the characters were well-drawn, the audio was pretty funny. Mind you, we all do need to worship Japan, for Final Fantasy if nothing else. XD Nice work.

Lithe-Fider responds:

Yup, changed it, sorry... XD;

[Seven Episode III -SKY-]

Great animation, excellent music!

This was an interesting, well-animated Flash. Part of the battle seemed random and hard to understand. The animation was great, and the battle sequence was quite impressive. I must also applaud you for being the first Flash artist I know of to use the Advent Children version of "One-Winged Angel." Excellent work!

Black-Crystal responds:

TKS!!. Actually there are 2 version of the 'one winged angel' but i think i had chosen a right one!

[[CC] - clocks are shit 1]

I think I get what you're saying here.

No matter what you're asking people, they'll think it's irrelevant and tell you to fuck yourself. Do you spend a lot of time in the BBS? This was a bit too short, but it was sort of funny, and the point was sound, I believe.

PS: I think the Clock Crew's just great.

TruffleClock responds:

There was no storyline, it was just showing the powers of a certain breadfruit.

And no, I try to spend as little time as possible on the NGBBS

[Hey Newgrounds]

That was pretty damned funny!

I don't understand why, but I laughed pretty hard at this. The concept of a web conversation between two people who are standing right in front of eachother was pretty funny. Some of the dialogue was hilarious, and I loved the music. Nice work.

SeizureDog responds:

Glad you enjoyed the shit I pull out of my ass :D

[LL-Cheers]

I'm in a good mood!

I'm in a good mood right now, so I'm going to give this a score that's maybe a bit higher than it should have. This is a pretty funny parody of the Cheers opening, and I got a good laugh out of all the lock cameos, but you should give serious consideration to making a full parody of the show, featuring locks. That would be pretty funny.

WinchesterLock responds:

yah thanks, anyways, I am actually considering making a full Cheers Parody, I'm just not sure what characters would fit what roles best :P

[Crazy Chris Cartoon Ep2]

Hilarious audio!

The animation was pure crap. Well, the faces were funny I guess. What really makes this Flash is the hilarious vocal track! You owe a lot to that audio.

GallagherProductions responds:

yeh its supposed to be crap and the audio was written by me. chris just reads wat i say

silly monky

[Random Conversation 2]

That was pretty funny.

This was pretty good. The graphics were alright, and the sound was decent. Some of the things that your racist character said were hilarious! "This one time, this Amish guy came up to me, and I choked him." That was hilarious.

mr-bond responds:

Excellent review sir. And to reward you a steaming burger with onions!

[Sexy Halloween Spookfest!]

Pretty good.

It's a bit basic, in terms of animation, and the sound has room for improvement, but it was pretty funny. I got a good chuckle out of Sonic's bit.

FatBadger responds:

no room for improvement.

[Smooth Sephiroth]

That was sort of funny...

The song was sort of cute. Even so, you molested one of the greatest, most emotional scenes from Final Fantasy VII. I much prefer the original music from this scene. Still, I never did understand the lack of stab wounds. I do have one complaint, though. Jenova was not Sephiroth's mother. Lucrecia was his mother, and his father, Professor Hojo, injected him with Jenova cells when he was still in the womb, which accounted for his powers, as well as his connection to Jenova. Just so you know.

rojotrece responds:

Oh, I'm glad there are others who realized this. Yes, Lucrecia is Sephiroth's biological mother, no question about it. Still, Jenova is also one he calls "Mother." Besides, that made the lyrics fit.

[ButtMastas VI]

There's something about this...

It's just a random Flash with crappy animation, but there's something funny and appealing about this. It may have something to do with the music. "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!" Also, Robo Jesus was cute.

rexCo responds:

FLCLm0nkey made that part. He is swell.