LordXanthus's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ultimate Arnie Soundboard]

Simply classic.

I've always loved the Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboards. They're just so great for immature pranks. This is by far, the best one I've seen.

[Mutate the labrat]

I love a good torture game.

Excellent work with this one. Wonderfully sick fun! That's all I can say, really.

[Windows Xp Super ED.]

Just like the real thing!

This game was irritating, and sort of sadly funny. It reminds me so much of what Windows has done to me... Nice work.

[A's to Z's Tutorial]

Hilarious, but unfortunately true to life.

It would appear that countless people across the web have been studying this tutorial for years. This is an absolutely marvelous satire, if not a slightly irritating one.

[Train Robber!]

Not a bad game.

This game is sort of fun. The graphics are fantastic, but, to be honest, it gets old pretty quickly. This game is too simple and repetitive. However, while this may not be the best game ever, you're still a god.

[The Pickup Game]

Not a bad game, but...

It definitely needs some instructions, and it is essentially just a lengthy advertisement for a book. Being a 19 year old virgin is a harsh, laughable existence, but I think I'll keep trying to get laid on my own for now. Thanks, anyway. Still, the little airplane game was cute, and reminded me of the conversation minigames in "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude." In closing, I will say that I WANT TO SEE A RUDER VERSION OF THE GAME. Just so you know.

[Black Knight]

Excellent, and highly addictive game!

I loved it! I had a very hard time getting away from this one. Seriously, I could play this for hours. Nice work.

[Family Guy Quiz]

Great quiz!

The only GOOD Family Guy quiz I've seen. Nice job. It could be improved with some extra questions. The ending was cute. Does it say anything about me that I got all but two of them on the first try, without reviewing my DVD collection first?

[Aeternus Lamnia]

Nice game, but...

An entertaining concept, but I was only able to base my review off of the dragon battle. How in the hell do you beat the spider? I tried hitting every one of the targets on his legs, and nothing happened. Am I not aiming precisely enough, or have I missed something?

[_ULTIMATE TUTORIAL 2_]

Excellent tutorial.

Your tutorials, combined with the NG forum, helped me to learn a great deal about Flash before I even got it. Now that I do have Flash, I can begin my fledgling career with a bit more confidence. Thanks.