LordXanthus's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Denvish Day: Teh Ban Bin]

Nice game!

This game is great! It's fun and addictive, with decent graphics and sound to keep it interesting. The lag was a bit irritating, but it didn't get too bad. I loved the premise of the game, and the game over message was pretty funny. Happy (belated) Denvish Day!

[Super WalkLand]

Not a bad game! Good advertising.

This was a pretty good game. The graphics were excellent. The music was good, if not somewhat repetitive. The lack of sound effects hurt the game, in my opinion. The gameplay was decent. The controls need a little work. The key configuration was fine, but the handling was off at a few points. Ultimately, it is a nice game, which I am sure will serve its advertisement purposes. Nice work.

[Denvish Stage Dive]

You've still got it!

This game was great! It was challenging to play, and absolutely hilarious! The graphics were simple, but this didn't harm it in any way. I loved Denvish's song! A simple, addictive game. Great job on this one, and a happy Denvish Day to you, too!

[KONG KICKS ASS]

Pure brilliance!

This is one of the greatest things I've seen in years! It's like one of the old Assassin games, only with more options, and some kickass King Kong animation! The audio was great! I especially loved watching Kong deficate all over the President. The photo uploading mechanic was excellent! That's some of the most fun I've ever had on Newgrounds!

[Al Quaidamon]

Classic Newgrounds.

Ah, those long forgotten days, when we were concerned about a legitimate threat. The graphics are still pretty sweet, even today. The gameplay, while simple, is effective and fun. Lavender Hill Mob's music was great to hear again. Good times!

[The Boss]

The Boss on Newgrounds? YES!

These are truly good times. One of my favorite Joe Cartoon animations is here on Newgrounds! As always, the animation and sound are excellent. The button clicking interface was simple, but it allowed you to move back and forth between different parts of the movie. The Boss is one of your funniest Flash works. "Quit thinkin' about his pecker and answer the damb phone." Good times, old friend!

[Slit Your Nose!]

This beats the hell out of Slit Your Wrists!

This game is pretty good. It has decent music and sound effects, and it's far better looking than the original. The gameplay was a great improvement, as well. It was a hilarious parody, as well as an improvement on the original.

[Are You A Noob?]

You sure are a dumb son of a bitch, aren't you?

Far too many of these questions were opinion based. The majority of the answers were subjective, and I'm not willing to play through it enough to learn all of your opinions. Furthermore, if you've only made two submissions to the Portal, no matter how high scoring they are, you don't even HAVE a batting average yet. Get your shit together, boy.

axeman666 responds:

it was a trick question.

[Slit Your Wrists!]

Cute idea, anyway.

The game itself, howver, was a little too basic. There was almost no animation involved, and no sound. The gameplay itself was also bad. I got tired of it pretty quickly, as there was little skill involved. It actually got quite challenging toward the end, though. Unfaitly so, it seemed, as the bandages became nigh impossible to avoid. It was a bad game, granted, but the concept was good for a chuckle, and I'm pleased to see it on the front page.

[Battle For Terry Schiavo]

I'm sorry, but it sucks.

That's really all there is to it. This game sucks. It's just a very basic maze game, with horrible graphics. The music was sort of cute, I suppose. Just to make things clear, I am not basing my review off of the offensive content. In fact, I love it when people go over the top in their efforts to offend. The problem here is that it's just a poorly done game. Sorry.