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Nice entertainment show parody!

I've always been a fan of your work, and with this series, you remain ever much the genius that you've always been. It needs a preloader, though.

As per the humor, I enjoyed most of it. The bit about Mike Myers was a tad dull, though. The commentary on the celebrity pictures was hilarious. I have one problem though. THAT GUY IS DEAD?!! Arrrgh! I loved all of his bit parts! He needs a greater mention than that!

Not bad. It's pretty funny.

I must admit, this Flash doesn't match the gut-busting hilarity of you Skittlez and Bitz or CNN Special Report series, but it's pretty good. The sprite animation, while very basic, doesn't miss the mark in this one. You selected a good soundtrack. I may be immature, but I thought E. Gadd was hilarious! Nice work.

You just don't care anymore, do you?

What is going on here? As a fan of yours from the beginning, I never thought I would see myself voting 3 on one of your movies, and now it's becoming a standard occurence! Have you completely given up on making meaningful Flash movies? I guess it was sort of funny, but this sort of joke is far, far, below the level of your previous work, and it bears virtually no relevance to the characters.

What I mean to ask you is this: Are you deliberately destroying what you have created here? Is this your idea of a joke? It was funny for a while to watch Germaine wiggle her ass around and eat semen, but it's getting old. What has become of the Shower of Terror, and the graveyard, and the classic Foamy rants? Where's your spirit, friend?

I always did love that song.

I loved the use of Johnny Cash's song, and the WoW imagery was great. I'm sure you know the song is "A Boy Named Sue," but it was nice of you to personalize it for your friend Stu. I'm sure he'll be very happy with it.

Another slideshow?

I'm sorry, but slideshows simply aren't Newgrounds material. If you want to advertise your website, I would suggest using the BBS, or making a Flash cartoon, rather than a slideshow.

Wow. An anti-Foamy Flash that doesn't suck!

You don't see this every day. This Flash was actually reasonably well animated, with decent sound. I was surprised to see that it was actually funny, unlike most anti-Foamy Flashes. Take it from a fan of the squirrel: You've done well here.

Interesting take on Dickens...

This is a great Christmas movie. I liked the sort of modernized take on the story, and certainly the use of clocks! It was pretty funny to see SatanClock getting into the Christmas spirit. I must wonder, though: In the original story, Scrooge was a bitter old man, and in this version, he's upset about a year-old breakup? Hmm... Oh, well. Nice Flash. Merry Christmas!

beanies520 responds:

Thank you for your eloquent review! Props to you! And by SatanClock I assume you mean Redemption? And yes, I did skewer away from the details a bit, but I did get the main idea across at least. Plus, a little modernization and change never hurt; it gives it a fresher feel.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Not bad, but...

I'm afraid you're slipping, friend. You haven't done anything original in a while now. This was a cute submission, and good for a laugh, but it's missing that certain spark that your work used to have. It's all a bit too formulaic now, and lacking the satirical wit of your older work. That being said, it's still a good movie, and your opponents can't really do any better. Oh, well. Merry Christmas!

Ha, ha, that was great!

You know, I've always loved that dong, but I don't know where it comes from. Could you provide some audio credits? The animation was fairly simple, yet well done. The ending was hilarious! Oh, and of course, merry Christmas!

More Ken McIntyre brilliance!

Thank you for reminding me why you're one of the best! Super Retarded Dog is well animated, and well drawn. Some of the best tweening I've seen on here in a while! The theme song was hilarious, and the characters were great! The little retard jokes distributed throughout were good for a laugh. I loved the way SRD ran! I am wondering, though: Why did the villain want to kill Super Retarded Dog, who is obviously of very little threat to anyone, unless you give him gasoline to run around with?

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