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[saland figers omg]

Best. Salad Fingers parody. EVER.

OMG I r8 liked this parodi of saland fingles. LMAO

[Salad Fingers]

One of the best NG series in history...

And I haven't reviewed any of them yet! 'Tis blasphemy, it is! A fine work of art you have here. I laughed. I cried. I felt sick to my stomach. No explosions or 3D effects, just pure artistic GENIUS.

[homer.swf]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK?!!

You sir, are a genius. An absolute genius. When I saw that bit at the end, my sides came dangerously close to literally splitting open, spilling my vital organs all over the floor.

[Retarded Animal Babies 15]

As always, positively Godly.

I praise you, kind sir, for giving me yet another chance to laugh at immature toilet humor! The 80's bits were great. LOOOOOOOOOOOL HAMSTERDANCE!!! HAMSTER, HAMSTER, HAMSTER...

[Pico, the NG Guardian]

This kicks so much ass.

I love this. The action is fantastic, and puts One-Winged Angel to good use. Khuskan's music is used to great effect, as well. And of course, happy Pico Day!

[Clayland - Pico]

I have a dog's head on my face!

You might want to work on your clay animating abilities. This is pretty basic stuff. I got a chuckle out of it, though. PICO KICKS ASS!!!

TechFlash responds:

indeed he does, thank you.

[Darnell Plays With Fire]

Ah, yes.

Things like this are what gave my life meaning around the turn of the century. You're a good man, Tom.

[iwp makes ANOTHER movie]

Funny stuff, Rupee. Funny stuff.

I would like to bring something up, though. I believe Mr. Mathers has a different reason behind the increasing amount of sexual content in his cartoons. It isn't meant to make his work more popular with horny teenagers, but rather, to make a mockery of his attackers. He's just trying to get a rise out of you. By all means, keep taking offense, though. It's great comedy. :D

Also, I love ParagonX9's music!

RupeeClock responds:

ParagonX9's music is certainly good, just overused by n00bs who don't even use it appropietely. :)

But if you actually visited that friends of foamy fansite, look around and you'll actually see two sides of it, people who want to see germaines tits, and others who don't. (The admin there alone has a pic of germaine's boobs flailing about, it's pathetic.)

Btw, did you see that new "Special" of his? Sad to say, it's actually a lot worse than user agreement, which at least had mediocre animation.

[Foamy, The Making of]

Now, that's fucking funny.

I still love the old Foamy cartoons (Cemetary Flakes and Foamy's Rant III come to mind), but you've got a point here. Very little work goes into illwillpress's Flash, and a lot of it isn't all that funny anymore. This is a damned fine piece of satire.

[:: FoAmY :: CDs ::]

Not bad.

It's not quite as good as some of your old rants, but it may be a step in the right direction. The problem this time is that your subject matter is too specific. Part of what made the old rants so great was the way Foamy would switch topics a few times. Also, Foamy's become considerably less edgy. Aside from the episodes that feature Germaine, most of these could be shown to a small child with few repercussions. You need to bring back some of the ideas explored in Foamy's third rant. I loved listening to him scream about killing Paris Hilton, and cutting up Fear Factor contestants and spilling salt in the wounds. Now that was comedy! Just make Foamy just a bit more... EVIL again, and you're golden!