LordXanthus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CU-Thanksgiving Special]

Hilarious Thanksgiving Flash!

The graphics were great, and the sound quality was nice, with well done voiceovers. I loved the depiction of the first Thanksgiving presented here! The use of action figures was great, and the other guy's interruptions made it really funny, and the football bit was great! The ending was hilarious! And of course, happy Thanksgiving.

[Final Fantasy Thanksgivin]

Funny, random Final Fantasy/Thanksgiving movie!

Nice work on this one. The animation was terrible, though the characters were reasonably well-drawn. The sound was decent though. The saving grace of this movie is that it's bloody well hilarious! Comedy is the most important factor here, and you have it in spades. All the little random bits, like the dreidel battle, served to make this a very funny movie. A most joyous Thanksgiving to you!

[KILLTOONS (2)]

You murderous bastard, har har.

Great job with this one. You did an excellent job of recreating the classic cartoon characters you destroyed. The Ramones were a nice touch. It was great to see Sylvester eat Tweety, and though he's not a cartoon per se, it was great to see Eminem get his. That'll teach the bastard to steal his name from candy.

[britney, britney, britney]

Too eerie for words...

Your psychic abilities are impressive! That, or Hollywood is far too predictable. I would suspect the latter. I wish I had seen this back then. I would have died when hearing about the Superbowl incident! You did, however, predict the wrong venue for Ms. Jackson's "boob outing." Also, you didn't predict a retarded FCC backlash. Seriously, fuck the FCC to the bowels of hell. Anyway, great job on this excellent Flash, which perfectly explains the true nature of "wardrobe malfunctions."

[Kill-A-Baby: Uncut]

Ah, the good old days.

This game was sort of poorly done, but it can be excused, considering you were one of the pioneers of these Flash murder games. This was horribly twisted, and likely has offended thousands. Good job! I must say, though, that the girls' mother would most likely kill you if she knew what her babies' pictures had been used for!

[James Bond Control]

Well, it's original!

Interesting little movie you've made here! I love the idea of a first person shooter movie. Some of the film work left something to be desired, though. Some of the camera angles were terrible. Some blood effects would have been nice, too. Nice work, anyway.

Chris-Aldin responds:

Thanks a bunch. For blood effects, that is always something Matty and I are thiking of doing, if only it werent for our horrible animating skills we would try it out :P.

[CC - Clockification]

Excellent work! Hilarious clock movie!

I would have expected no less from the man behind Final Fantasy: Lawk. The animation was great. It's rare to see such detail as a constantly moving second hand. The music choices were excellent, and I was overjoyed to see proper sound credits for once! The tests were hilarious! I loved the seizure test, and the B loving test. The screaming was funny. I look forward to more CC work from you.

[Losin It]

I love the concept!

This is an excellent Flash movie! The animation is a little basic, but it gets the point across well. I loved all of the little signs, letters and such you worked into this; they were darkly amusing. The eerie backward voices were great, though I've seen it done before. The music was excellent. I simply adore what you've done here. It's pure brilliance! Some proper music credits might be nice, though.

[Dog V.S Jesus - Part One]

Ha, ha, ha! Pure brilliance!

I absolutely loved this one! The delightful absurdity of a dog killing God was enough to make it great, and I loved the way Jesus was made into a Darth Vader figure, and the flags were a nice touch. Great graphics and sound. I'm wondering, will Jesus be flying around on that cross? Now that would be a riot!

[Bra Bashing]

Hilarious, as always!

Why, oh why do certain people hate your work so? Because they're fucking jealous, that's why! The biting social commentary may be gone from your work for the time being, but this is still great. I don't see why people are bitching about a half-naked cartoon character. I thought it was funny as hell to see Germaine's ass "devour another pair of underwear!" Excellent work! Even so, I would like to see more of your meaningful rants.