LordXanthus's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Suicide Bomber Game]

Great game. Quite addictive!

I can't help but love this game. The graphics are small and simple, and there's only one sound effect, but it has a simple, addictive play mechanic. It's fun to see how high of a death toll you can rack up! I don't really see the political commentary here, though. Just one picture of the late Arafat at the beginning of the game. That doesn't make it any less fun! Nice work.

[Turkey Hunter]

I'm sorry, but this is just poorly done.

It's a very basic shooter game, with terrible control, and bad graphics. Also, that techno beat really bored into my skull. Even so, it's a decent effort, and it's sort of a cute Thanksgiving game, so in the spirit of the holiday, I can give you a decent score. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Gone Bananas V1.0]

Nice set of games!

This is a great compilation game! The graphics were alright, and the sound was decent, if not a bit repetitive. The concept of the game was pretty funny. I especially liked the idea of a "puppy soul powered elevator." The gameplay was decent, but I did have a problem with the escape game. I could avoid those rockets all day, but it gets quite boring. Is there an end to that mission?

baskotoiea responds:

nope no end just get as far as possible, i think ill make the flying game harder. i am getting alot of coments about that.

[Bush Blaster]

Not bad.

I've seen worse shooting games on Newgrounds, and this one will certainly ride through on the anti-Bush wave. It was funny and sort of entertaining, but far too basic. The graphics need some improvement. I would like to have seen some more weapons, new levels, and some good blood and gore effects. Furthermore, while you're at it, perhaps you could add in some more enemies, like Cheney, Bin Laden, and the rest of those terrorists. In any case, not a bad game.

fungus-shark408 responds:

I made a Bin Laden one but it got BLAMMED.

[Dudeology 1]

Another excellent quiz game!

This one certainly doesn't disappoint. Are there any ugly girls in the videos? I must have missed them! They all looked pretty damned hot to me! As per the questions, I know a lot about movies, beer and video games, so I did well with all but the sports section, of which I only answered one correctly! Seriously, now, a real "dude" spends more time looking at sexy women (such as the ones in this game!) than a bunch of sweaty men jumping all over eachother. In any case, I replayed it to see all of the videos. Honestly, those videos were such a turn on! Such playful and hot young women, good lord...

[LR Interactive 1.1]

Excellent sprite game!

This game plays like a real Mario game! It's fantastic! Great soundtrack and sprite animation. I do have one complaint, though. What was with that fish boss? The only way to hurt him is to wait for him to fly across the screen, and somehow he takes damage from touching the top of Luigi's head? Come, now, you should know better. In any case, an excellent game.

[Balloons]

Bad game.

I'm sorry, but this is no good. The animation and sound are cute, but the gameplay is terrible. You can only turn the cat in one direction, and have him jump a set distance in that direction. There's no corrective jumping, or anything of that sort. It's not challenging and it's not fun. Even so, this game shows some talent on your part, and I look forward to seeing better things from you.

[Krazy Kar]

Nice game!

The graphics weren't much to look at, and the song, while good, got a bit repetitive, but this was a fun and addictive game, nonetheless. It was fun to navigate the car through the randomly generated terrain. A couple of problems with the gameplay, though: The clocks were difficult to pick up, and sometimes, when jumping, the car would just go extremely high without moving forward. Anyway, nice work on this game.

[Wade vs The StarSyndicate]

One of the only pro-Wade submissions I've seen!

This may not be the best game ever, but it looks decent, it's reasonably fun. Better yet, it's one of the only SS related submissions I've seen that doesn't demonize Wade as a Nazi baby-eater, or something. Excellent work!

[Grave Robber]

Great Halloween game!

This is a fun, challenging game. The graphics were nice, and I liked the use of "The Monster Mash." Sort of a disturbing little game, primarily because the first bride I got was a man! The control system took some getting used too. It reminded me of Solstice for the NES. A most joyous All Hallow's Eve to you.