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Recent Movie Reviews


wars of the earth wars of the earth

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG TAHT WAS AWSUM I LUV UR CART2NZ

I R ADDIGN DIS TO MA FAVRITS



BADGER BADGER BADGER BADG BADGER BADGER BADGER BADG

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Nobody respects good random anymore...

Such a low score, that makes my penis sad.



Big Ass Badgers Big Ass Badgers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That is like, the greatest thing ever.

Christ almighty, I wish that were a real movie.


Recent Game Reviews


Ice cream from space Ice cream from space

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Grrrr I'm stuck, missing one upgrade, and as best I can tell I've been everywhere. Spent the past 30 mins walking in circles. I'm about to say fuck this, but great game, anyway.



Sim Apocalypse Sim Apocalypse

Rated 2 / 5 stars

"Idle Apocalypse" is a more fitting name. It's the most idle idle game I've ever seen. Aside from the initial roll, you literally sit there and do nothing. Not even a little clicking? 1 point for the mutant goat scenario, 1 point for the Presidential island. I can not in good conscience call this a game, even.

WARNING: NOT A SIM GAME, NOT REALLY EVEN AN IDLE GAME, NOT A GAME AT ALL, REALLY.



Super Idle Imagination Super Idle Imagination

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It gets dull quickly, which makes sense for what it is. Great parody, though. Two stars for the "game," three more for good comedy.


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Recent Audio Reviews


Woods Woods

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

You're so great!

I'm writing this review to tell you how great you are.

Oh, and I also want to let you know that I love the song. It has a unique, sort of mystical feel to it. Nice work.


MoralLibertarian responds:

Thank you my man.

I'm glad you liked this. Thanks for saying I'm great.


Ass Muncher Ass Muncher

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This is fucking great!

This is a great metal song. The hilarious lyrics make it a true work of excellence. Somewhat immature, I suppose, but that's the way I like it. You know, I wish I could use Flash right now. I could make you a perfectly twisted movie for this, with ass-eating devils and such. Another time, perhaps?


Porn-Dude responds:

Oh I hope so, I've worked with flash before and there's a reason that I've never submitted a movie here, I suck.

So if you could actually make a music video for one of these songs I would cream my pants and vote five on it every damn day.


G7 Blues Shuffle G7 Blues Shuffle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excellent blues song.

I apologize, I wrote a review for "Bring it on Home" when I was intending to write a review for this one. Sorry about that. Anyway, this is an excellent blues piece, though the sound clarity could use much improvement. I would love to hear some more of your blues work.

As per the Zeppelin song metioned earlier, it was great too, but disregard the comments about the sound quality, as they were directed at this piece.


Tancrisism responds:

Haha. Alright, I understand. Thanks man.